Goldney Hall B2 flat quotes

Admittedly only funny if you were there or know these people...

Is this drink alcocklick? - Cat 3/10/99
If you're in then you're coming - Jane 6/10/99
It sounds like you're passionising [patronising] me - Jane 6/10/99
Not that I see people with big cocks or anything - Jane 6/10/99
I don't know how much I need it - Andy (the Randy) 7/10/99
What's that thing you can do with a condom? - Cat 9/10/99
I might come... if I've got time - Cat 11/10/99
Does anyone want to take me? - Cat 11/10/99
I tried to give it to your mate - Jane 11/10/99
I'll want it every night - Jane 11/10/99
I had to get 'em out because he was coming down here - Cat 11/10/99
Salad is probably better cold - Cat 11/10/99
Did they have a flat minger? - Andy 17/10/99
This one's a bit bigger than your other one - Cat 18/10/99
I always like a hairy dick - Cat 19/10/99
What was he scratching? - Maria 19/10/99
I was going "no, no," he was going "yes, yes" - Cat 20/10/99
Give me a knock, that'll be nice! - Cat
I've got it in my hand... if you want it - Cat 22/10/99
It's all that midnight knocking... he can't take it anymore - Cat 22/10/99
Can I feel it please, Cat? - Andy 1/12/99
...or do I have to go down to my room and do it on my own? - Dan 10/12/99
Can you lend me £3, I want to get really wrecked Cat - Alex 16/12/99
[Said to Sexy Jo while she was feeling his pockets] It's so small, you can hardly feel it - Andy 22/1/00
I wonder if anyone has specially made condoms - Cat 24/1/00
...but Alex is coming up the rear - Cat 28/1/00
...and we can all have a scratch around the kitchen table - Agathe 10/2/00
I think Giles has a really long one - Andy 14/2/00
I sleep with old men for money - Cat 17/2/00
[To Alex] That wasn't even worth the £3 - Cat 29/2/00
Umm, you can twist it many ways - Giles 3/3/00
That was a superb toss, Agathe! - Andy 7/3/00
Are you sure you wouldn't like to put a little spoonful in my mouth? - Cat 11/3/00
Go on the Francis, whack yours out, lets see how manly it is - Giles ??/4/00
That would explain why Winnie the Pooh walks funny! - Dan 14/5/00
I did not realise Pants was walking around looking for people to *do* - Tom 15/5/00
You should spend less time measuring it and more time doing it - Dan 16/5/00
My time in Labour was horrendously tough - Cherie Blair 22/5/00
Andy! It's SO BIG! - Jane 6/6/00
Anyone can get a yelp out of me - Jane 7/6/00